A little bit rusty

First of all I can’t even remember the last time I was here so I am asking you to pardon me if I might sound a little bit rusty. So this is basically about my ‘little bit rusty’ experiences. You know the kind of firsts, where you want to make it seem like you know it all but you don;t really know spit. So the one that comes to mind would be when I was 13 but said that I was 14 (huge difference!) and lied about not being a v. Right now I am looking back and laughing my head off. this guy was my first, almost everything. First real kiss, first to touch my boobs and first i ever gave a Bj. So of cause we go to his house and we start down to the naughty and I am all along pretending to know my way around the kitchen. Lets just say that it wasn’t the worst experience but would have been a lot better if I had just admitted that I didn’t know what I was doing. Don’t take your minds to the gutter people I walked away with my cherry intact and still had a lot of firsts to go through.
The second first was also a blind first. You know when you are talking with new friends and you want to build a huge image of yourself and you spin tales? well one came back to bite me. So we were talking about exotic locations that we had been to and I was like I was everywhere. As it would turn out we ended up going to one of the locations that I was bragging I’d visited. So my new found friends elected me the tour master. Not only had I never been to the said location, but I had made up a whole lot of sites and locations that they wanted to visit and experience the craziness that I had. Lets just say alcohol is the best creation in the world. After downing a whole lot of alcohol, no one remembered that I was the appointed tour guide until we were leaving.
The third first was being caught in a lie. I am a serial fibber I must admit. I could spin tales without having an actual tail. So there I was, again with new found friend. So it was the usual get to know each other kind of thing going on. So I created an entire clan and placed them in a remote location in the country. Shock on me one of my new found friends was actually from the remote location and the said new friend’s dad was the chief therefore the said new friend knew everyone in the location. Let’s just say that this is one of those fibs I didn’t quite get away with but it taught me to fib better.
so there it is, i have just rumbled about who knows what and it sure does mean that I am back. Check this space for more.

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